NO APOLOGIES HERE. Oooo lala! How fun! Finally, some news worth blogging about. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". (more here). Make ours rare.
J. Lo Wilson Doing Dallas. (Variety here) Why does this feel...wrong? Yikes! The last time John T. was in Texas was Urban Cowboy, no? And will J.Lo end up following in the steps of Cher? The "Hey, I got the Oscar" but I'm still doing a million "Farewell" shows syndrome? That is NOT a pretty picture.
"If a deal can be made for Lopez, "Dallas" would bring her back to studio fare after lensing back-to-back independent films" "Helmer Robert Luketic is rounding up his cast for the updated take on the classic '80s series: He's offered his "Monster-in-Law" star Jennifer Lopez the part of Sue Ellen Ewing, Luke Wilson is negotiating to play Bobby Ewing, John Travolta has an offer to star as J.R. Ewing and Shirley MacLaine is down for the part of Miss Ellie Ewing." Somebody is BOUND to be sorry on this one.
