I Hit Her With A Dildo

Who's Sorry Now?
Apparently a 37-year-old man is sorry for assulting his girlfriend with dildo and giving her a concussion.

What?!? Hard to believe, but true.

Courtesy of FARK.com: "It lasted 10 to 15 minutes, max," he told the court. "I didn't hit her with anything other than a dildo." He also suggested the woman may have had bruises from before the assault. "She doesn't tolerate much because of anorexia," he said, adding that he was sorry "for what happened" and demanding he be released. He was instead ordered held for another four weeks.