Low Polls = Do Whatever You Want

31% and falling. No one can blame him for things getting worse, so GWB can now do whatever he wants! "What're gonna do, impeach me?"

Here's his TO DO LIST:
1. Finish NSA spying legislation of all Americans without warrants
2. Get that Hayden guy in the CIA to make sure we don't have to fight with real analysts when we invade Iran
3. Invade Iran first covertly, then overtly
4. Amnesty for all - especially those who'll work for cheap for the foreseeable future
5. Keep kissing neo-con-artist ass
6. Privatize the Internet in secret
7. Cut deals with Dubai for ports, others for control of American businesses
8. Approve offshore drilling in Anwar - it won't help the gas issue, but it'll sure line some friend's pockets
9. Set all polling machines to R for Republican and throw away the manual
10. Finish the 8 military mega-bases in Iraq and elsewhere...expand as needed. Finalize long-term oil contracts with Exxon, etc.

There's more, we're sure, but this is a good start. We think that's what the Prez is doing...he can't go any lower, so just keep marching along, screwing it all up and no one can stop him - it's all in the toilet anyway. This must be the Rove-less strategy. Because we heard that Rove may really be indicted. Wow.