Who's Sorry Now?
How about Katies, fans, the studios....what in the world has happened to Tom? He is NOT a commercial for the benefits of Scientology, that's for sure. He's just plain weird. Here's an article that asks him to apologize....don't think so.
5 Apologize to Matt Lauer.
We haven't forgotten the day you flipped out on Matt on morning TV, ranting about Ritalin, dissing Brooke Shields and calling psychiatry a pseudoscience. That was rude, Tom. You were glib and ill-informed. So please. Just go back on the show and make nice. It'd be a great sweeps stunt, like when Oprah finally made it to David Letterman's couch. (She didn't jump on it, though, Tom. Take note.)
We know this'll work. No, no, we -- will you let us talk? -- we do know. Because we know the history of celebrity apologies and you don't.
And as long as you're apologizing, it would help a lot if you'd also . . .
6. Apologize to Brooke Shields.
Brooke never did anything to you, Tom. She was just trying to survive in a postpartum world, and exercise and vitamins didn't cut it for her. Is that any reason to drag her into your war on Paxil? No. No, it's not. And you should apologize.
You had the perfect opportunity to do this last month: On the same day Suri was born, Brooke was giving birth to her daughter Grier in the same hospital. Would it have killed ya to send a balloon bouquet?
You know, this is reminding us of another problem.