Cool! Did you guys see this at Boingboing? Very cool. There is an apology associated with it, too.
Somebody doubted the Corbin Bernson KISS Snow Globe trade...whatever.
Somebody doubted the Corbin Bernson KISS Snow Globe trade...whatever.
Now, I'm sure the first question on your mind is "Why would Corbin Bernsen trade a role in a film for a snow globe? A KISS snow globe." Well, Corbin happens to be arguably one of the biggest snow globe collectors on the planet. Arguably. I came up with an idea to help settle that argument. More on that after I run down what's up for grabs here.
Included in "one movie role":-one paid, credited, speaking role in a film entitled Donna on Demand that will be shot this fall.-room and board during filming.-return airfare from anywhere in the world.-a high five from me, and if you're lucky and he's in a good mood, Corbin Bernsen.If you want "one movie role" and everything it entails, make your trade offer to oneredpaperclip@gmail.com - and if you're serious about your offer, you should know what else to do. PLEASE DO NOT leave "anonymous" comments on this blog with your offer - there is absolutely NO WAY I can contact you if you leave an "anonymous" comment.I can't stress how much of an awesome opportunity this is to pretty much every aspiring actor on the planet.
This is going to be tons of fun for everybody involved.Okay, now back to the snow globes and the settling of arguments. I've got a plan on how we can make Corbin Bernsen not arguably the greatest snowglobe collector on earth, but THE greatest snow globe collector the world has ever know. Bar none.
Yes, you read that correctly, Bar none. Here's how we're going to do it:I will take a picture that includes Corbin Bernsen, myself, and the KISS snowglobe. I will then make hundreds of copies of this picture. Those pictures will be individually autographed by myself, Corbin Bernsen, and the KISS snowglobe. I'm not sure how the KISS snowglobe is going to autograph the picture, but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
There is only one way you can get your hands on one of these autographed photographs - you must send a snow globe (along with a return address) to this address:The Corbin Bernsen KISS Snow Globe Army WORLD HEADQUARTERS14749 Oxnard St.Van Nuys CA 91411USAFor every snow globe that Corbin receives, he will mail one proof of membership to the Corbin Bernsen KISS Snow Globe Army (the autographed picture) to the address you provide him with. The more snow globes you send, the more highly collectible copies of the identical autographed picture you'll get in return.
There's no limit to the number of snow globes you can send to Corbin, and no limit to the number of autographed pictures you can get in return. These autographed pictures will never be for sale. Ever. The only way you can get one is if you send in a snow globe to the address above.So that's it - what are you waiting for? Join the Corbin Bernsen KISS Snow Globe Army (CBKISSSGA for short) and get a FREE autographed picture. And be hasty with it too - we've got an argument to settle!Kyle PS - yes, this is real. "
I doubted you. I am sorry. This is a fantastic and unexpected trade. Even if it wasn't Arnie Becker it would be great but with him . . . FINE JOB. Congrats for "going with your gut."
P.S. My snow globe is in the mail