Friday, August 11, 2006

Bert the Turtle in Duck and Cover


Get a clue.

Move over, Bert the Turtle. You've been replaced by the Toothpaste Terrorist.

There was a turtle by the name of Bert
and Bert the turtle was very alert;
when danger threatened him he never got hurt
he knew just what to do...
He ducked! [inhalation sound]
And covered!
Ducked! [inhalation sound]
And covered!

Anyone longing for the days of sing-songy Bert, instead of the new normal in which we spread bad breath and bad dental hygene to our fellow travelers?

The dumbing down of America continues. Take away everything (next lattes, ipods, cell phones), herd everyone into large crowds, surrounded by men with machine guns. Safer? Something happens, you can't run, you can't call, you can't take a video or a cell picture.....hmmmmm. They're watching us, who's watching them?