Thursday, February 22, 2007

Britney in rehab (yawn); Anna to be buried in the Bahamas

Britney's back in rehab....borrrrrring. She'd better get it together and get interesting - quick! We're all getting real bored with her a$s. No one would have ever bet that KFed would come out on top in this one! Well, at least for now.

Sources tell TMZ Federline is concerned for Spears' welfare and wants her to get the help she is now seeking. We're also told this will be Spears' last chance -- if she leaves rehab before getting full treatment, Federline will immediately go to court seeking orders allowing him unquestioned full custody of the children. We're told Spears showed up at Federline's house to see the children last night and he wouldn't let her in.

Anna Nicole will be buried in the Bahamas. Lots of drama in that one...well covered by MSNBC and CourtTV. We are no fans of Howard K. Stern, smarmy gigilo. Yuck. We liked Judge Seidlin, though, and thought his were probablly the only real tears in the courtroom....

CTV Anna Nicole Smith will be buried in the Bahamas, alongside her dead son, it was announced Thursday after a tearful judge left the decision up to the guardian for the model's baby daughter.