Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Prostitutes, the CIA, and the horny politicians

Who's sorry now?

The wives and families of these sleazebags - Dusty Foggo, Brent Wilkes, Duke Cunningham. We posted about this last year. PS - where's Porter Goss in all of this? Remember him? Another idiot the Bush Administration dug up from the bottom of the heap....

The visual of your husband or father trying to get it up for prostitutes - paid for by the CIA - is pretty grim. Any Viagra involved in this, ya think? Yuck, old white guys trying to be studly is not something you want to think about too often. Full indictment here

102. On or about August 15, 2003, at approximately 5:00 p.m., defendant WILKES instructed an ADCS [Wilkes’s company] employee to obtain two prostitutes for that evening and later provided the employee with $600 in cash to pay for two hours of their services (not including tip);

104. On or about August 15, 2003, at approximately 11 p.m., Prostitutes “A” and “B” and their “driver” arrived at the Hapuna Suite. Pursuant to defendant WILKES’s instructions, an ADCS employee [who was probably thinking, “I went to college for this?”] escorted the prostitutes into the Suite and paid the driver $600 in cash;

105. On or about August 15, 2003, after approximately 15 minutes in the suite, defendant WILKES and coconspirator [Randy “Duke” “The Dukester” “Extra Randy” “His First Name Makes It Sound Like He’s Sexually Aroused, You See”] Cunningham escorted Prostitutes “A” and “B” upstairs to separate rooms. At approximately midnight, WILKES tipped Prostitute “A” $500 for the services;