Saturday, June 9, 2007

All Paris All the Time

What a day yesterday was! She's in, she's out, she's screaming for Mom! Love her or hate her, we were all obsessed.

We actually feel sorry for her right now and wish her the best. Maybe she will learn something and become a better person....stranger things have happened.

Now the astrolgers are weighing in from TMZ: Paris, born February 17, 1981, is an Aquarius. On Sunday, June 3, the day she made her way to the MTV Movie Awards and then relinquished herself to serve time, her horoscope warns that, "Even if you wake up full of aggressive energy, you should stay mellow today." And the stars don't lie! In the face of Sarah Silverman's wisecracking, Paris managed to stay cool as a jail-bound cucumber. Her chart also warns that she "may not be up for those grandiose plans [she] had all lined up just a little while ago. That's okay ... can you see if breaking it down into smaller steps and working from there can get you closer to your goal?" Smaller steps like, say, five days in jail, instead of 45?