Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Paris is in jail, but where's Osama Bin Laden? w/Video

So, let's get this straight.

We captured Paris, thank God, and got a drunk driving, mixed up, biatch celebrity off the streets. Whew! We're all safe now. Because the terrorists hate our freedom and way of life - like Paris' Carls Jr Commercial. But wait, Osama is still free. What a country!