Who's sorry now?
Wow. What's a fan to do? Britney gets trashy and shows up at clubs to....lipsync? Say what? And Paris is going to the clinker.
Yes, Britney made a super-rare appearance at three Southern California House Of Blues franchises this week, wearing one of her typical Mr. Blackwell-censured ensembles (pink sequined bra, white go-go boots, Daisy Dukes, black wig) and surrounding herself by her new "band" the M+M's, which stands for "Mom and Ms." (because Britney is, you know, a hot single MILF now). Of course, where Britney goes, controversy follows, so as soon as she wrapped up her first of these 15-minute concerts, detractors started whining and moaning about the fact that she lip-synched throughout the entire show.
Meanwhile, Paris apologized once for her DUI antics: “All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive – it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don’t take any chances. It just isn’t worth it.”
Well, girl, you shouldda followed your own advice. Now you're going to jail. Paris Hilton will get no work release, furloughs, cushy suburban jail or electronic monitoring and instead must spend a month and a half locked up at the Century Regional Detention Facility — hey, at least she gets to visit Lynwood once in her life.
Wow. What's a fan to do? Britney gets trashy and shows up at clubs to....lipsync? Say what? And Paris is going to the clinker.
Yes, Britney made a super-rare appearance at three Southern California House Of Blues franchises this week, wearing one of her typical Mr. Blackwell-censured ensembles (pink sequined bra, white go-go boots, Daisy Dukes, black wig) and surrounding herself by her new "band" the M+M's, which stands for "Mom and Ms." (because Britney is, you know, a hot single MILF now). Of course, where Britney goes, controversy follows, so as soon as she wrapped up her first of these 15-minute concerts, detractors started whining and moaning about the fact that she lip-synched throughout the entire show.
Meanwhile, Paris apologized once for her DUI antics: “All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive – it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don’t take any chances. It just isn’t worth it.”
Well, girl, you shouldda followed your own advice. Now you're going to jail. Paris Hilton will get no work release, furloughs, cushy suburban jail or electronic monitoring and instead must spend a month and a half locked up at the Century Regional Detention Facility — hey, at least she gets to visit Lynwood once in her life.
