So many apologies..so little time.
Did Claude the Klepto resign to have more time to devote to his family? Or to devote time to his weirdo hobby, a boost and return scheme at the local Target? "Working out of a small office on the second floor of the West Wing, Allen shaped administration policy on such issues as health care, space exploration, housing and education." What exactly were the fruits of his efforts? We'll fill you in as we learn more.
This is one weird story. What usually happens on stories like this - especially someone who used to work for in the PREZ's cabinet, for goodness' sake, is that there is more to it than meets the eye. Hey, maybe a photo is going to emerge with Claude and wannabe gangsta Jack Abramoff....that would be sweet.
Former Top Bush Aide Accused of Md. Thefts Refund Scam Netted $5,000, Police Say (WaPo here). With his Christian right ties, no less. Get ready for yet another tearful apology from the pulpit.
Speaking of a religious nut gone bad, our favorite African gold-miner (or gold digger, whichever you prefer), Pat Robertson, is at it again Robertson Finds Radical Muslims 'Satanic' (Yahoo here). Robertson also said that "the goal of Islam, ladies and gentlemen, whether you like it or not, is world domination." Dude. Shut up. You are getting senile and we don't want to hear it. Take your gold and fade away. You're so over.
