Who's Sorry Now?So glad someone's mentioned the kinky Hollywood sex headline on DRUDGE. (defamer here) ohmyGod - it looks like a snuff film scene with plastic covering Oscar's head and his cute little butt cheeks showing. What up, dude? It's positively creepy.
Ok, the Oscars ARE going to be monumentally boring...even WITH Jon Stewart. Enough already with the gay cowboys, transsexual angst, gay writer's block, AND that stupid gay wedding cake set we covered earlier in the week. The songs aren't even that great - so we plan to blow the whole thing off.
But who would have figured that Drudge would win the prize for being kinkier than the nominees? Hey, Matt, don't forget: "Warning: Keep this bag away from babies and children. Do not use in cribs, beds, carriages or playpens. The thin film may cling to nose and mouth and prevent breathing."
