Friday, April 7, 2006

"Teacher Makes 5-Year-Old Apologize For Hugging"

Who's Sorry Now?

WTF! The teacher, that's who. Clearly not the 5 year old. We report noteworthy apologies, but this is so weird that we had to bring it to you:

At issue is a hug Savannah said she got on the playground from a friend named Sophie. Savannah hugged Sophie back. The hugs resulted in Savannah having to write a letter, complete with teacher corrections, that read, "I touch Sophie because she touch me and I didn't like it because she was hugging me. I didn't like when she hugged me."