Thursday, June 29, 2006

Penis Pump Judge Pleasures Himself on the Bench


Who's Sorry Now?

Can you imagine being this guy's wife? A judge in Oklahoma is on trial for using a penis pump to masurbate on the bench.OMG!
He's charged with 4 counts of indecent exposure and, if found guilty, will have to register as a sex offender.

What happened to the high code of ethics and standards judge's are supposed to abide by? Plus, when this first came to light in 2004, a court reporter was fired by the judge for cooperating with investigators.

"The petition also alleged that Thompson masturbated in view of his female court reporter during a number of court proceedings.The judge admitted the penis pump was under the bench during a murder trial on Aug. 22 and at other times but denied using the device, Edmondson's petition states." (here)

The trial sounds wild:

"Over the past few days, the jurors have watched a defense attorney and a prosecutor pantomime masturbation. A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance. The white-handled sexual device sits before the jury box for hours at a time. Occasionally an attorney picks it up and squeezes the handle, demonstrating the "sh-sh" sound of air rushing through the contraption's plastic tubing."