Friday, October 6, 2006

Fox : Thanks to trailer trash and idiots everywhere


Get a clue.

In case you didn't know it, Fox News loves you. Especially if you're an idiot who lives in a trailer park. So said Mr. Murdoch at his 10 year anniversary. They are SO not looking out for you.


At one point, while addressing O'Reilly and Hannity, Murdoch said, "Can you believe the shit we get away with? Good thing our viewers are dumb as doorknobs or else we would be in trouble." To which, Hannity laughed and then replied, "Yeah, I heard that people who watch Fox News have to wear bibs to catch their drool so their sofas won't be stained by the tobacco juice, and that's just the women." O'Reilly, also laughing, then joined in by saying, "Hey, how many Fox viewers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they all refuse to change the bulb because they prefer living in the dark."