Redstate contest:
So, here's the contest. You have 24 hours. Leave a comment in this post. The topic: Why you should vote Republican in 2006. It should be 100 words or less. The front page contributors will help me pick the best statement of why people should vote Republican in 2006. And, I'll buy the winner a one year subscription to the Limbaugh Letter.
Wonkette has the answer:
So, here's the contest. You have 24 hours. Leave a comment in this post. The topic: Why you should vote Republican in 2006. It should be 100 words or less. The front page contributors will help me pick the best statement of why people should vote Republican in 2006. And, I'll buy the winner a one year subscription to the Limbaugh Letter.
Wonkette has the answer:
- “Hot. Gay. Teen. Sex.”
- “Clinton failed to prevent the death of Steve Irwin.”
- “A well-functioning, competent, ethical government is boring. Vote for the GOP, vote for excitement.”
- “Just to be an asshole.”
- “We need to maintain a level head and steady pressure in the The War Against Terror (T.W.A.T.).”
- “I don’t want to have to explain to my daughter why she has to wear a veil in public and cannot go to college”
That last one’s our favorite. It’s a pitch-perfect parody of paranoid, crazy blog commenters… wait, sorry, it’s real. We hope they win the subscription to the Limbaugh Letter!
