Radio talk show hosts make millions on your sorry a$$

Get a clue, America.

Do you really think Rush, Hannity, Beck, Savage give a $hit about you or "the cause"? Puhleeze. Then you deserve what you get. Do you know that Rush makes $30-40MILLION dollars a year? Heck, he'd say anything for that. And what do you make? "6-figures?" Ooooo, we're impressed. Get a life and get a clue. You've been had.

We don't usually agree with the wingnuts but here it is straight from Red State on Michael Alen Weiner, er, Savage:

As the San Francisco Chronicle reports, Savage is a top contributor to Brown’s campaign against conservative state senator Chuck Poochigian. His gift of $5,600, the maximum allowable under state law, was merited, Savage told the Chronicle after being outed. Why? Because “You have to make choices in an imperfect world.”

RIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHTTTTT.

Face it, Savage supporters, you've been had. Michael Savage is a character Michael Alan Weiner plays for substantial profit.

Redstate wants to know why you'll vote for GOP in 2006

Redstate contest:
So, here's the contest. You have 24 hours. Leave a comment in this post. The topic: Why you should vote Republican in 2006. It should be 100 words or less. The front page contributors will help me pick the best statement of why people should vote Republican in 2006. And, I'll buy the winner a one year subscription to the Limbaugh Letter.

Wonkette has the answer:

• “Hot. Gay. Teen. Sex.”
• “Clinton failed to prevent the death of Steve Irwin.”
• “A well-functioning, competent, ethical government is boring. Vote for the GOP, vote for excitement.”
• “Just to be an asshole.”
• “We need to maintain a level head and steady pressure in the The War Against Terror (T.W.A.T.).”
• “I don’t want to have to explain to my daughter why she has to wear a veil in public and cannot go to college”

That last one’s our favorite. It’s a pitch-perfect parody of paranoid, crazy blog commenters… wait, sorry, it’s real. We hope they win the subscription to the Limbaugh Letter!