This is pretty good. Andy Borowitz has released his report on a different ISG report...The Insurgents Study Group. Here's some of his findings:
BR The Insurgents Study Group, a collection of ten elder insurgents charged with the duty of assessing the war from the insurgents’ point of view, today issued a 147-page report which became an instant bestseller among insurgent readers across Iraq.
“The war in Iraq is going great and is improving every day,” the Insurgents Study Group’s report begins. In contrast to the Iraq Study Group’s report, which advocates that the United States and its allies change their strategy in Iraq, the Insurgents Study Group recommends “not changing a thing.”
