Sunday, April 1, 2007

Who's Sorry Now? April 1, 2007

Iran Mullahs: UK should apologize to usPersian Journal - Iran... Manouchehr Mottaki said that the British government as the first step to resolve the issue of its arrested sailors should officially apologize to us. ...

Ahmadinejad: Britain Should Apologize For Naval IncidentPlayfuls.com - Targu Mures,Romania
However, the arrogant powers, because of their arrogance and egoistic mentality, do not apologize to the Iranians, (and) rather act as if we owe them ..

Apology at last, but club committee not to resignDelhi Newsline - Delhi,IndiaNow, I have lost my son here, and all I get is an apology after six days today.” The pain in Sanjay Gupta’s voice is palpable six days after a shocking ...

Blair offers to wear headscarf in Al-Jazeera TV apology interviewThe Spoof (satire) - UK
Drowning Street - (Foolsday Press): In a bid to shore up the Asian sympathy vote UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has offered to wear a traditional headscarf on ...

Leaders to call for apologyThe Nation Newspaper - Bridgetown,St. Michael,Barbados
BARBADOS, St Kitts-Nevis and their CARICOM neighbours may seek an apology for slavery from United States President George Bush when they meet at the White ..

Rastafarians demand apology for Coral Gardens IncidentJamaica Observer - Kingston,JamaicaA group of Rastafarians from the Pitfour Nyabinghi Centre in St James will lead the charge for an apology from the People's National Party (PNP) Government ...

Apology the least owed to descendants of slavesJamaica Observer - Kingston,Jamaica... and its institutions benefited from it, then they would realise that an apology is the least that the British Government owes the descendants of slaves. ...

Caricom must go beyond shouting 'compensation'
Jamaica Observer - Kingston,Jamaica... for official apologies and compensation from those whose economic kingdoms and political/military power are historically rooted in the horrors of man's ...

Shipp: Playing percentages on April Fools' Day
Online Athens (subscription) - Athens,GA,USA
With apologies to Slate online magazine and the Las Vegas odds-making establishment, here are some percentage bets on the likelihood that:. Lt. Gov. ...

With apologies to Rodgers and Hart
Elmira Star-Gazette - Elmira,NY,USAWell, it definitely is difficult to dance in the mud. Still, I'll take mud any day over snowdrifts and subzero wind chills. ...

Guilty consciences and chic apologies
Martinsburg Journal - Martinsburg,WV,USAI question whether we perceive how apologies force us to own up for what we’ve done or at least what we’re liable for. I owe you an apology if I kick your ...

Smarter than a fifth-graderBelleville News-Democrat - Belleville,IL,USAI'm sorry. Spelling. It's not cool to be the first guy to sit down in the class spelling bee. Someday you'll learn that many resumes are thrown away because ...

Norman: Veteran, newcomer team up on Bush aideDesMoinesRegister.com - Des Moines,IA,USA
Doan said, "Demotion - oh, I'm sorry. I'm not even going to get into that, guys." She characterized the briefing as a brown-bag lunch and team-building ...