Is Paris Sorry?

Maybe. We'll see. Could this possibly be her turning point - where she actually realizes she might be able to do something positive with her life? Hey, isn't that the point of jail, anyway? We, alrighty then, it's working!

Paris Hilton says she will no longer "act dumb."

The reality TV star and relentless publicity-seeker spoke with Barbara Walters by phone Sunday, a day after releasing a statement saying she hoped the media would focus on "more important things" than her 45-day jail sentence, according to ABC News' Web site. "I used to act dumb. ... That act is no longer cute," ABC quoted Hilton as saying.

Will Chavez apologize for Bush Remarks?

Who MIGHT BE apologizing now?

Hugo Chavez!?! Via Barbara Walters? Well, well

Washington- Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said he "might apologize" for his previous name calling of US President George W Bush but then proceeded to accuse his American counterpart of burning people and villages. Chavez acknowledged that calling Bush the "devil" while addressing the UN General Assembly in September and on another occasion calling him a "donkey" might have been excessive.

"If that is an excess on my part, I accept. And I might apologize. But who is causing more harm? Do I cause any harm by calling him a devil? He burns people, villages, and he invades nations," Chavez said in an interview with ABC television that aired Friday.

Rosie, Trump, and Babs

Who's playing the viewing public for ratings now?

That would be all three of these losers. Ok, Rosie IS a big fat slob (and nobody is obsessed with her) , Trump is a lecherous old white guy who'd "date his daughter" (and would probablly love to stick it to Tara Conner), and Babs, well, she's in a pre-geriatric world of denial all by herself.

"Babs, your a fu*king liar", Trump's pathetic letter, the call in to Larry King, ...WHO CARES? NO ONE!!! All three of them can't get ratings and, so, like the class acts they are...resort to name calling.

BTW, looks like it's so popular, Geraldo and Olberman are going at it too! Geraldo just lost his gig and Olberman is trying to beat BillO (who will be played by George Clooney - what a whackity world).