John Mayer apologizes for being a douchebag on TMZ

FROM TMZ

He said it himself.TMZ was at Stereo's second birthday party last night, where our absolute favorite singer-songwriter revealed exclusively to us that he's been engaged in thorough Internet-based self-investigation, and his findings? "I'm kind of a douchebag. I got a little sick of myself ... I'm insufferable," said John. Inside wants out!

Mayer then issued a formal apology to the Internet world. Other douchebags could not immediately be reached for comment.

Scott Caan Apologizes

Scott Caan (who?), James Caan's son acting a fool on TMZ here.

Then his 'people' issue the obligatory APOLOGY statement....LAME-O for sure - Blah Blah Blah

UPDATE: Scott Caan issued the following statement to TMZ: "I am sorry for using such a derogatory word. I was being harassed by a paparazzi, and unfortunately, the word slipped out. I don't ever condone the use of that word and I deeply apologize to anyone whom I may have offended."

Is Fred Thompson's Wife a Pole Dancer?

Hmmmmm. Is this REALLY who y'all want in the White House as your First Lady? Well, maybe. Or maybe not. Anyway, MSNBC's Joe Scarborough is in a little hot water over it all:

During a discussion about strip tease and pole dancing as a form of exercise, Scarborough brought up Thompson's wife, Jeri Kehn, who is 25 years younger than Thompson, and asked "You think she works the pole?" Somewhere Don Imus is smiling! MSNBC is sticking to their claim that the remark was not sexual in nature and merely a reference to a popular exercise routine. She looks like she works the pole to us!