Thursday, February 23, 2006

Cheney The Drunk


Ok, here's today's entry in the Poof! Disappearing Scandal (because you know it's getting burried and will NEVER see the light of day again): " Secret Service Agents Say Cheney was Drunk when he shot lawyer (here) ."

Told ya! It was confirmed by our eyewitness Texas insider, who said, "The party was drinking scotch all day and the veep was ripped, which is why they waited until the next day." (here)