Not Vice President Cheney. He's just relieved that the scales of justice tipped in his favor. Quail Mail case closed, no apologies.
And conveniently, no messy sobriety tests to implicate the veep or anyone else. Fro

We're still suspicious and standing by our good ol' Boy Texas insider story that "The party was drinking scotch all day and the veep was ripped, which is why they waited until the next day."