Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Simon Apologies to Simon Cowell

Who's apologizing now?

Simon (Dumenco) apologizes to American Idol's Simon (Cowell).
First off, I want to apologize to Simon Cowell, the fans of "American Idol" and not only all big-chested, squared-haired British men everywhere, but all ridiculous British people period, including Rowan Atkinson, Queen Elizabeth, that soccer player with the spiky hair and his Spice Girl wife, the other Spice Girls, Tony Blair, Madonna, J.K. Rowling and Benny Hill, if he's still aliv.... I recognize that it's presumptuous of me to ever hope that Mr. Cowell might ever accept my abject, sincere, genuine, devout, heartily heartfelt apology.