Monday, January 22, 2007

Ted Haggard: Evangelicals have the best sex ever!

And Ted oughta know!

We're gonna vote for the sorriest one in this turn of events to be Ted's wife. Can you imagine?
When Ted made this comment what sex was he referring to? The compuslory sex he had to have with his wife to father the kids, or the hot gay sex he was dying to have everynight, while snorting meth? PS, Ted, how's the defagification going? Pulheeeze. Once gay, always gay.

Alexandra Pelosi (Nancy's daughter) has a new documentry coming out on HBO called "Friends of God".

In the film, he proclaims that evangelicals have the best sex lives in the world. "You know all the surveys say that evangelicals have the best sex life of any other group," he says.

In the documentary, Haggard asks an evangelical next to him how often he has sex with his wife. The man replies, "Every day." Haggard then explains that evangelicals have a lot of love and says to Pelosi, "You don't think these babies come out of nowhere?"