Like Fergie's GLAMOROUS, Valerie was beautiful, blonde, and one cool cucumber - no wonder she got the job as an undercover agent. She waited for 4 years to speak, she was glamorous, well groomed, and impressive. As HuffPo states:
HP "If I seem a little nervous," drawled Georgia Republican Lynn Westmoreland, "I've never questioned a spy before." Why, baseball players on steroids hadn't rated this kind of coverage, he noted.
Victoria Toensing, on the other hand, seemed shrill and smarmy. "What Goldwater wanted..." Who gives a rip. Plus, Valerie's prettier.
