If you're one of the 10,000 - 15,000 names on her list, like former Bush official Randall Tobias or Shock and Awe Harold Ullman, you're very sorry. If you're the WIFE of someone on the list, you're sorry. If you're the lawyer of someone on the list, you're sorry.
You might be the next one outed as ABC goes around interviewing folks for their upcoming show on Deborah Palfrey and the Pamela Martin Escort Service.
HA! Can't wait to see who's next. It's the most fun we've had in a long time. Why? Because it's usually smarmy guys like the two above - on both sides of the aisle, btw - who are caught up in it. And what hypocrits. We especially feel for their unsuspecting wives...who'd better get AIDS tests if their 'can't get it up' hubbys get outed.
Palfrey has contended that her escort service provided clients with college-educated women who engaged in legal, sexual game-playing for $275 per 90-minute session in their homes or hotel rooms. Prosecutors allege she ran a prostitution ring.
Palfrey's attorney, Montgomery Blair Sibley, said yesterday that he has been contacted in the past few days by five lawyers asking whether their client's phone numbers are on Palfrey's list of 10,000 to 15,000 customers from 2002 to 2006. Some have also asked about whether an accommodation can be made to avoid identifying their clients, which Sibley said he is not able to promise. ABC's "20/20" is mining that database of phone numbers, Sibley said, for a news report on the more notable of Palfrey's customers.
"I presume '20/20' crews running around with cameras has led to this flurry of activity," Sibley said. "That may cause some people to worry."