Monday, October 22, 2007

Oral Roberts Sr. to stop oral sex at ORU

Who's sorry now?

That would be those guarding the money train at ORU are in a panic and they've called the old man back to save the day (or as he would say, rebuke the devil).

TULSA, Okla. - Oral Roberts returned to his namesake university Monday and denied the lurid accusations that have threatened to engulf the school, telling students and employees in a chapel service that "the devil is not going to steal ORU."...Making his first visit to Oral Roberts University in three years, Roberts said at the service that his son Richard Roberts, who took a leave of absence as the school's president last week, eventually will return to his position, the Tulsa World reported.