Condi to become the next Big Dick

Who's the next Big Dick? We've been saying the next VP is Condi.

That's because Big Dick Cheney is in meltdown mode.

In addition to being the biggest Neo-Conartist of them all and on the take with Halliburton, he shoots his friend in the face and our Texas insiders told us at the time that everyone, including Big Dick, was totally smashed on Scotch that day. (And then Dick didn't even apologize. Not very Vice Presidential.)

Lately, he's in the news because his lesbo daughter is having a lesbo baby. We love lesbos, but Big Dick is where he is today on the backs of millions of Americans who HATE lesbos. What up, Big Dick? Oh, and he's married to one true witch...Lynne Cheney is a biatch of the highest order - pure greed and power dressed up as smarmy Americanism. Wouldn't want to be a fly on the wall in their bedroom!

Well, now, according to Frank Rich, NYT, he's in total meltdown mode over the Libby trial. Yeah, right, because he totally outed Valerie Plame and he know it. Well, hooray! On the compassionate side, let's hope he gets the mental health help he desparately needs.

RS Cheney, in other words, understands the danger this trial poses to the White House even as some of Washington remains oblivious. From the start, the capital has belittled the Joseph and Valerie Wilson affair as "a tempest in a teapot," as David Broder of The Washington Post reiterated just five months ago....

Mary Cheney: My Lesbian baby is better than yours

Cuz I got big mean Daddy Cheney to beat the crap outta you if you challenge me, so suck it, Libs!

So let's get this straight (no pun intended). Lesbos are totally dissed and even EVIL if you're a wingnut or Jesus freak. The wingnuts and Jesus freaks elected Bush/Cheney. Does that mean any lesbo is an EVIL lesbo? Or does it mean that there's a double standard going on here.

We really don't care one way or the other. We love the L Word. But if we were wingnuts and/or Jesus freaks, we'd be hoppin' mad.

AP Dick Cheney became testy last week when CNN's Wolf Blitzer asked him what he thought of conservatives who are critical of his daughter's pregnancy. Cheney told Blitzer he was "over the line." In a brief interview with The New York Times after Wednesday's panel, Mary Cheney said she agreed that Blitzer had crossed a line. "He was trying to get a rise out of my father," she said.

Think it's still possible to get a 'rise' out of Dick?