Condi to become the next Big Dick

Who's the next Big Dick? We've been saying the next VP is Condi.

That's because Big Dick Cheney is in meltdown mode.

In addition to being the biggest Neo-Conartist of them all and on the take with Halliburton, he shoots his friend in the face and our Texas insiders told us at the time that everyone, including Big Dick, was totally smashed on Scotch that day. (And then Dick didn't even apologize. Not very Vice Presidential.)

Lately, he's in the news because his lesbo daughter is having a lesbo baby. We love lesbos, but Big Dick is where he is today on the backs of millions of Americans who HATE lesbos. What up, Big Dick? Oh, and he's married to one true witch...Lynne Cheney is a biatch of the highest order - pure greed and power dressed up as smarmy Americanism. Wouldn't want to be a fly on the wall in their bedroom!

Well, now, according to Frank Rich, NYT, he's in total meltdown mode over the Libby trial. Yeah, right, because he totally outed Valerie Plame and he know it. Well, hooray! On the compassionate side, let's hope he gets the mental health help he desparately needs.

RS Cheney, in other words, understands the danger this trial poses to the White House even as some of Washington remains oblivious. From the start, the capital has belittled the Joseph and Valerie Wilson affair as "a tempest in a teapot," as David Broder of The Washington Post reiterated just five months ago....

Cheney did it - He outed Valerie Plame

Who's in pretty big trouble now?

That would be Dick Cheney, the biggest dick of all, who outed Valerie Plame. Here's some real good Hardball video. PS: we've predicting Dick resigns and Condi becomes VP in postition to make a Presidential run. Bolton or Negroponte go to State.

Condi to replace Cheney

Our secret spy network in DC tells us that Condi MAY replace Cheney as VP.

This is not the first time this speculation has been floated around...it surfaced in 2005 due to Cheney's poor health (yeah, make that poor MENTAL health!)

• Cheney is in trouble in the Libby trial (guess this is what happens to kiddie porn writers like Libby).
• There are NO GOOD GOP candidates for President (Rudy has mob ties, McCain is getting weirder and weirder and may go John Dean any minute now, Romney - puleez, America is NOT electing a Mormon for President; Tancredo or Hunter - don't make me laugh)
• Hillary's already figured out "it's the year of the woman (voter)" i.e. the swing factor is female
  
• Condi for President solves 2 problems - she's black and a woman (and she'll shut Melanie Morgan up)
  
• That puts Negroponte in line for Secty of State (he's a ruthless son of a bitch, and that's what's needed for the upcoming Iran attacks - no diplomacy required)
  

And the Dems? It'll be Hill and Obama. And Hill will put Bill in charge of State.

Edwards put himself out with that $29M estate he's building - 2 Americas doesn't exactly wash now. And the rest are not credible or electable.