DC MADAME: Head of Conservative Think Tank on List

We're sorry we can't get our hands on the 20/20 show ahead of Friday. Betcha there's tons of the 'Viagra set' shaking in their boots over what is going to be revealed that night. We CAN'T WAIT!

There's also more fun sleaze making its way around the Internets via an Adult Chat Room, as well:

A user identified as "Sailorboy" wrote a February 2000 review on a web discussion board that can still be accessed. He had visited with "Haley," an escort working for Pamela Martin, the fake name used by Palfrey as she ran her escort service from California.

"PM Assoc has good reputation, but I was disappointed twice on a recent trip," "Sailorboy" wrote, describing Palfrey's employee as "too talkative, too distant" in her attitude. But he added, "To be fair, I have to say she's had good reviews elsewhere, as has PMA generally."

The release of Palfrey's client list to ABC News has already resulted in the resignation of one top Bush administration, Randall Tobias of the State Department. Tobias has admitted to using Palfrey's escort service to receive "massages" but insists that he did not have sex with her prostitutes. Earlier today, ABC's Brian Ross revealed that the "head of a conservative thinktank" was included among her record of clients, and that many key clients will be revealed in a 20/20 broadcast on Friday.

DC Madame 'sorry', but...she had to do it

Who's apologizing now?

Deborah Palfrey, the DC Madame, who threatened to name names, and it's happening. She's apologizing, but says it's necessary. You bet. And what fun. The real 'apologists' should be all the hypocrits who used the service and were married with children, in jobs that required them to interact with the public, etc. Notice that so far it's mostly the Viagra crowd of aging white guys who're being outed. Hey, we have nothing against fun sex. It's the double standard that irks us and most people.

A woman apologized Monday for outing a former top State Department official as a client of her escort service but said it was necessary to prove her company was doing legal business.

Tobias, who resigned Friday as head of the Bush administration's foreign aid programs, confirmed to ABC News that he used Palfrey's escort firm, Pamela Martin & Associates, but said he only received legal services such as massages.

Prosecutors have accused Palfrey of seeking to intimidate witnesses by outing them publicly

DC Madame: Bring 'em all to court!

You go girl! We love Deborah Palfrey. Why? First off, it gets so boring to be a political junkie, sometimes. Folks like Dusty Foggo, Porter Goss (remember him? Head of the CIA for a minute? Think he'll show up in this mess - we hope so!), even Jack Abramoff make it a tiny bit interesting. Oh, and there's Tenet and bumbling Gonzales (who wrote torture laws and who's testimony was torture, as well).

But Deborah gives us all hope that in restoring true drama and hijinks to the DC landscape. We can't wait to see who's next to be outed. We're hearing Dick Morris, of course, the slimebag. Bob Bennent, the compulsive gambler? Smarmy, self righteous windbag. We're hoping for a few neocons, (Negroponte? Gingrich? Stephen Hadley?). Those rats. Ask the soldiers recovering at Walter Reed.

The woman charged in a federal indictment with running a high-class Washington, D.C. call girl service says she plans to call her prominent clients to testify at her trial. Also on Palfrey's list of customers who could be potential witnesses are a Bush administration economist, the head of a conservative think tank, a prominent CEO, several lobbyists and a handful of military officials.

"I'm sure as heck not going to be going to federal prison for one day, let alone, four to eight years, because I'm shy about bringing in the deputy secretary of whatever," Palfrey told ABC News correspondent Brian Ross in an interview to be broadcast Friday on "20/20." "I'll bring in every last one of them in if necessary," she said.

New Mexican Guard demands apology from U.S. Army

Who's sorry now?

The US Army and Gen. Peter Schoomaker in the office of the Army chief of staff for their stupid and despicable behavior towards the New Mexico National Guard. This speaks for itself. We hope they get their apology and the behavior stops PRONTO. Hey, wonder what Army brass names are on the DC Madame's list?

The commander of New Mexico's National Guard is demanding an apology from the Army brass after dozens of his soldiers in a mostly Hispanic unit were ordered to strip to their gym shorts and searched for gang tattoos while on duty in Kuwait.

Army officials said the searches last May of 58 New Mexico National Guardsmen in a unit called Task Force Cobra were proper and legal. But Brig. Gen. Kenny Montoya, head of the state National Guard, said he believes ethnicity played a role in the episode -- the unit is 55 percent Hispanic.

"I said something wrong was done there, and it was because of race, and I want to make sure it will not happen again," Montoya said.

Bush official fingered by DC Madame HA!

Who's sorry now?

Randall Tobias, a married man and head of the Bush administration's foreign aid programs, is oh, so sorry. You betcha. He's been outed by the DC Madame and abruptly resigned today. Oh, and he used to be Chairman of Eli Lilly - the big pharma company. Randy's got alot of 'xplainin to do....

What a hypocrite. Here's another "family values" GOPer who is anything but. Plus he's using the "no sex" excuse. Yeah, like Clinton didn't inhale, either. How lame. Can't wait to see who else Deborah Palfrey is going to out....

Tobias submitted his resignation a day after he was interviewed by ABC News for an upcoming program about an alleged prostitution service run by the so-called D.C. Madam.

ABC reported on its Web site late Friday that Tobias confirmed that he had called the Pamela Martin and Associates escort service to have women come to his condo and give him massages. More recently, Tobias told the network, he has been using a service with Central American women.

Tobias, 65, who is married, told ABC News there had been "no sex" during the women's visits to his condo. His name was on a list of clients given to ABC by Deborah Jeane Palfrey, who owns the escort service and has been charged with running a prostitution ring in the nation's capital.

D.C. Madame to Sell Phone Records of Washington sex clients

Who's sorry now?

You on the ex-Madame's list? Then you're sorry....

P Deborah J. Palfrey is unhappy. And, if you know who Deborah J. Palfrey is—and especially if you know her by Jeane—you probably don’t want her unhappy. From 1993 until this past summer, Palfrey ran Pamela Martin and Associates, a “high-end adult fantasy firm which offered legal sexual and erotic services across the spectrum of adult sexual behavior,” according to a statement she put out today hoping to raise funds for her legal defense.

The way she plans to raise those funds could reverberate through Washington’s power corridors. She is considering “selling the entire 46 pounds of detailed and itemized phone records for the 13 year period,” reports The Politico's Ryan Grim. In October, the Internal Revenue Service seized her assets; the sale of the records would fund her fight against the seizure.